Ever feel like your brain has gone on vacation without you?
Actually, I think my brain decided that enough is enough, and it just took off to Hawaii or Tahiti (I figure since it is my brain, it must have expensive taste), and left me here to fend for myself…
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
DISCOUNT CODE for Disney On Ice presents Worlds of Fantasy
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Going to the Theatre... sort of...
- We have to consider subject matter – I have a five year old, so the show has to be family friendly, and for us, MUST have a happy ending. Hopefully it will be entertaining for adults as well.
- There should be a easy to follow plot – i.e. no time paradoxes, weird soap opera like subplots, or anything else that will require me to spend the entire time of the show trying to explain what is happening to my daughter.
- Colourful costumes, and cheerful characters – once again, my kid is five, and she likes colours and cute things. She is also terrified of the dark, so I doubt we will be seeing a show like Phantom of the Opera anytime soon.
- Stuff should happen (besides plot) – people or things should move, and talk/sing, and do stuff, to hold her attention. There is no way my child can sit through anything slow and cerebral, nor do I expect her to.
- Length of show - the show should not be too long, unless the show is spectacular with lots of special effects, my child cannot sit still for more than an hour at a time.
- Price – I am hoping that it would not be too expensive. I just do not want to feel bad if I have to leave in the beginning or middle of the show, or feel that I have to force my kid to stay for the entire thing even if she is not happy (“mommy and daddy paid a lot of money for this so you are staying and you are going to like it”). I understand this is not always possible, but one can hope.
- Subject matter – it is a Disney show, and since I see nothing that would imply Old Yeller or Bambi's mom will be involved in this show, I think we are good.
- Plot – there are cars, toys, mermaids, fairies and of course two very famous mice. I think she might be happy even if there is no story.
- Colourful costumes – we are talking about cartoons coming to life, so the costumes are probably going to be pretty spectacular.
- Stuff should happen – it is an ice skating show, pretty sure there will be lots of action, spins, jumps and tricks. And, I believe there will be cars on ice (granted, I can always watch cars driving on ice by looking out my window in January...)
- Length of show and price – I am not sure how long the show is, and the tickets are not cheap, but not unreasonable either (okay, I think the top tiered seats are a little bit much, but they are supposed to be the best seat in the house).
Fine Print:
Feld Entertainment may be providing me with complimentary tickets to this show, in exchange for my time and efforts in attending the show, and reporting my opinion within this blog. However, the opinions about the show, and everything else are 100 per cent mine.
pictures courtesy of Disney characters and artwork, © Disney. Disney/Pixar characters and artwork © Disney/Pixar.
Monday, December 19, 2011
I fought the Princesses, and the Princesses won!

So, instead of fighting the princesses, I am acquiescing to their presence, and I decided to use them as examples of how a little girl, who wants to be a princess, should behave. For example:
Princesses listen to their elders – see Cinderella, and Snow White – Cinderella's stepmother orders her to clean the house, do all the laundry and cook all the meals, and Cinderella obeys, I am just asking my child to put her dirty socks in the hamper...
Cleaning is good, and feel free to whistle while you work – see Snow White
Reading is fun – see Belle
Be good, nice and kind – see all the princesses
It is good to have set goals, and to work hard for to reach those goals, just not so hard that you forget to have fun along the way – see Tiana
Be adventurous and try new things, there is a big world to see out there – see Arial, Jasmine and Rapunzel
Look beyond what someone looks like when deciding if you want to be their friend – see Belle
Girls can do anything boys can, and sometimes even better – see Mulan
Sometimes it is up to the girl to help rescue both herself and the boy – see Arial
And a very important lesson: Sleep is good – see Snow White and Aurora
Also, don't piss of big talking trees – see Pocahontas, or was that from Lord of the Rings...
And here is something that I would like her to not learn:
Not listening to your parents – see Arial, who should have also listened to the crab, “Darling it's better Down where it's wetter” (Mulan also didn't listen to her father, but it probably did save his life, and Rapunzel did not listen to her 'mother' but the woman did kidnap the child, so these cases should not count)
changing who you are for a boy – see Arial
Sitting around waiting for your prince to come – see Aurora and Snow White (though in their cases, they were more asleep than sitting)
So, I hope she will try to keep these lessons in mind when I try to take her to see the Disney Live!presents Three Classic Fairy Tales. It sounds like a great show, with music, adventure, and magic; and of course “THE MOUSE”and his friends; and most importantly, Snow White, Cinderella and Belle.

Something that sounds perfect for my little princess.
For more information about the show - http://www.disneylive.ca/ThreeClassicFairyTales/
Ottawa, Ontario, Scotiabank Place Dec. 18 - 19, 2011
Montreal, Quebec, Theatre St-Denis Dec. 22 - 28, 2011
Hamilton, Ontario, Hamilton Place Theatre Dec. 29 - 30, 2011
Kitchener, Ontario, Centre in the Square Jan. 6, 2011
Kingston, Ontario, K-Rock Centre Jan. 7, 2012
London, Ontario, John Labatt Centre Jan. 8 - 9, 2012
Oshawa, Ontario, General Motors Centre Jan. 12, 2012
Toronto, Ontario, Rogers Centre Jan. 13 - 15, 2012
Fine Print:
Feld Entertainment may be providing me with complimentary tickets to this show, in exchange for my time and efforts in attending the show, and reporting my opinion within this blog. However, the opinions about the show, and everything else are 100 per cent mine.
pictures courtesy of Feld Entertainment.© Disney.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
I have become a walking Disney ad....
My sort of first review…
Recently, I have discovered that I have become a walking advertisement for Disney. I never thought this was going to happen, but there I was, spewing the wonders that is a Disney Cruise.
Maybe I am still experiencing some sort of post-vacation bliss (unlike my last vacation). However, you would think this blissfulness would have ended after doing three loads of laundry, discovering that I have to cleanup after myself (and the family); purchasing and preparing my own food; and finding out that there is no room service button on my phone…
I guess this is why I really enjoyed this cruise; I actually felt like I had a vacation!
Sure the ship was gorgeous, the weather was great, the shows were spectacular, and the food was yummy (a little too yummy, as I found out that I did not need to use a belt by the end of the week…). But most importantly, unlike our last vacation, we were able to have time away from our child. It was nice to spend some time alone with my husband, even if it was just sitting on deck to read a book together.
This vacation, after learning my lesson from our previous one, I wanted a set of grandparents to come with us. But it turned out I did not need free babysitting after all (I am still glad they came). The price of the cruise included a children program (for those three and older, and toilet trained). And my child LOVED the program. Given the option between hanging out with her folks or going to the ‘club’, she picked the ‘club’ every time. I am not sure if I should be happy or offended about this…
I really have to hand it to Disney for the effort they put in to make children happy, which in turn makes parents happy. Their children program was great, my little one got to spend time with kids her age, make crafts, watch movies, dance with Snow White, read to by Belle, and play with all sort of other characters! For parents, the program is very flexible; we can drop her off for five minutes or for the entire day, as the club is open until midnight on most nights (but we never did). AND you can leave the ship! So the night that we docked until 1am at Key West, the grown ups left the ship and went out for a drink!
As much as I love her, and want to spend time with my child, I need a little bit of time away from her to recharge my own batteries. So this vacation allowed us to spend time together as a family, and be able to do our own thing. I think this is the recipe for a great vacation, at least for this family.
And yes, the Disney cruise was loud, but what do you expect with a boat full of small and excitable children, and the lineups to see the characters were long, though I heard it is still much better than the line up at the parks, and it is a bit pricier than some other cruises, but this cruise pass the ultimate test:
When asked if she would like to go another Disney Cruise, my daughter said “OF COURSE” with a big giant smile.
Now if only I can win the lottery to pay for the next one…
